April 2012
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a haiku about making pasta
la-peque:
god fucking dammit does it really take that long for water to boil
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March 2012
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ieroo:
it’s a shame because i have a really good sense of fashion i just don’t have the money or body to do anything with it
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absoluutebliss:
first of all, who allowed me on the internet
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elijahswoody:
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myheartisoutoftune:
Professional Titanic Remake (2012)
cant breathe
i”M PEEinG
omg
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*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
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wait wat
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me: okay its time to be productive today
me: let me just go on tumblr first
me: well its getting late i should probably get to bed
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